Forget the incongruity of having an elephant garbed in an Indian motif representative of a California Riesling. No, that’s the least of the situation.
It’s the trunk that jumps out mostly … the elephant trunk that is about 2/3’s longer in proportion than it should be with a snout that looks like a hand from a dead body being dragged by a zombie.
Then, the name throws off the entire thing. Longhurschlong—faux German enough to throw off Aunt Millie, but cheeky enough to draw snickers.
The web site has user quotes along the lines of, “A surprisingly explosive finish.”
I ask you reader: Brilliant or despicable?
Source: http://goodgrape.com/index.php/site/signs_of_the_apocalypse_2036/
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